Jessica Lange's Character in Murder House: I'll do anything for this house
Jessica Lange's Character in Asylum: I'll do anything for this Asylum
Jessica Lange's Character in Coven: I'll do anything to protect this Coven
Jessica Lange's Character in Freakshow: I'll do anything to keep this show going

1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person.